dan
Franklin D. Roosevelt
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| April 09, 2007 at 06:43 AM |
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co-worker: "has anyone noticed that nickelodeon has turned into the justin timberlake channel?"
supervisor: "YES!!!"
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bweembweembigelow
Gerald Ford
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| April 09, 2007 at 08:45 PM |
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"aw, that's too bad. when's the dog going for surgery?" |
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dan
Franklin D. Roosevelt
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| April 11, 2007 at 06:35 AM |
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that wasn't preceded by "so, my wife's got brain cancer." was it?
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bweembweembigelow
Gerald Ford
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| April 11, 2007 at 06:43 AM |
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yes, and it was followed by uproarious laughter |
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Grant
Ronald Reagan
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| April 11, 2007 at 04:41 PM |
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I once collected quotes I heard at the pool I go to regularly over the summer. I intended to do something with them, but never did. Here they are:
“… Because you’re the master mom - even though I took down Mr. Parker in five moves.” Dad: “Are you OK Mike?” Kid: “You got our names wrong again. He’s behind you” Dad: “Oh.” “I’ve always been a bad breather. That’s why I can’t swim.” “…with no stretch marks or anything!” “Buy it for me… now!” “Just a minute, I’ve got to take some pills” “Mommy, do you want me to die?”
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Darrelict
Jimmy Carter
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| April 11, 2007 at 07:18 PM |
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there is a hobo that comes into burger king almost everyday. he's known to us as jesus because in a note written to us he said he would take 12 of his men and solve the problems in the middle east.
there are dozens of quality quotes i could post but im just too lazy, here's the most recent one.
jesus: you gotta get rid of that car!
me: why?
jesus: honda....honda's bad. honda's real bad....you know what is stands for?
me: what?
jesus: Help Other Nations Destroy America....thats what it stands for.
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chuck
Harry Truman
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| April 11, 2007 at 10:15 PM |
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this is where i beg dan to tell the story of the overheard conversation involving two dudes at east stroudsburg, as well as the two little kids on cedar avenue.
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dan
Franklin D. Roosevelt
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| April 12, 2007 at 06:58 AM |
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i can't remember either of them. give me the beginnings.
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dan
Franklin D. Roosevelt
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| April 12, 2007 at 06:58 AM |
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quote from this message board
dan: give me the beginnings
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chuck
Harry Truman
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| April 12, 2007 at 04:02 PM |
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the cedar avenue one isn't really that good, now that i think of it. especially thinking of it being written down (i think i liked it originally because of the way you told it). so forget that one. but the east stroudsburg one has to do with someone defending themselves from accusations of being a liar.
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dan
Franklin D. Roosevelt
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| April 13, 2007 at 03:04 AM |
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i remember the cedar ave one now. i still can't remember the esu one.
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chuck
Harry Truman
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| April 13, 2007 at 04:21 PM |
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that's okay; i still love you. and here's a quote from work today:
"Michael, we're checkin' for the kid from outer space here."
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SloppyJoe
William J. Clinton
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| April 19, 2007 at 10:16 PM |
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Quote: Originally Posted by Darrelict
there is a hobo that comes into burger king almost everyday. he's known to us as jesus because in a note written to us he said he would take 12 of his men and solve the problems in the middle east.
there are dozens of quality quotes i could post but im just too lazy, here's the most recent one.
jesus: you gotta get rid of that car!
me: why?
jesus: honda....honda's bad. honda's real bad....you know what is stands for?
me: what?
jesus: Help Other Nations Destroy America....thats what it stands for.
One time on the bus that guy told me sugar is called sugar because it rots your teeth. "sugar spell it back words RAGUS rots your teeth!"
And at school emily heard this one girl say "Awwww shit tomorrows 4/20 and i don't have a baby sitter"
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dan
Franklin D. Roosevelt
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| April 19, 2007 at 11:16 PM |
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"did you ever find that, that night?"
"no" <-- indian guy (like india)
"how much was it?"
"ten - something."
"tom ( i think it was tom) should probably report one of them to the state so that they know we make some mistakes."
at the liquor store.
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i mean what i'm asking you,
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dan
Franklin D. Roosevelt
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| April 19, 2007 at 11:18 PM |
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but seriously, what were those esu kids on about?
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