chuck
Harry Truman
Registered: Jan 13, 2006
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| April 20, 2007 at 04:20 PM |
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(walking past dan...)
esu kid #1: no, i don't!
esu kid #2: yeah, you do: you lie all the time!
esu kid #1: i swear i don't! when have i ever lied to you?
esu kid #2: you lied about beating jerry one-on-one, and you lied about beating chris one-on-one.
esu kid #1: (frustrated pause)...okay, not about basketball!
(paraphrased, obviously.)
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dan
Franklin D. Roosevelt
Registered: Jan 03, 2006
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| April 20, 2007 at 04:32 PM |
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Reply with quote | #17 |
holy moly. that was the best thing ever.
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"what i'm trying to say,
i mean what i'm asking you,
i know we haven't talked in a while,
but could you come get me?"
-the weakerthans "relative surplus value"
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chuck
Harry Truman
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| April 24, 2007 at 10:58 PM |
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Reply with quote | #18 |
middle aged woman, the other day at work:
"I'M RATED 'E' FOR ENTERTAINMENT!!!"
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Bobby_Keller
Franklin D. Roosevelt
Registered: Jan 17, 2006
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dan
Franklin D. Roosevelt
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Reply with quote | #20 |
"what you did to my mouth was shameful!"
"you made my mouth feel uncomfortable."
said by one person to two different people.
also:
"if you take one piece of that fucking cake, i'll break your fucking neck." in a russian accent, about a free cake the bosses got everyone for nurses' week.
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"what i'm trying to say,
i mean what i'm asking you,
i know we haven't talked in a while,
but could you come get me?"
-the weakerthans "relative surplus value"
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bweembweembigelow
Gerald Ford
Registered: Sept 09, 2006
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Reply with quote | #21 |
Quote: Originally Posted by dan
"what you did to my mouth was shameful!"
"you made my mouth feel uncomfortable."
said by one person to two different people.
WHAT???
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bweembweembigelow
Gerald Ford
Registered: Sept 09, 2006
Posts: 166
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| June 25, 2007 at 04:33 PM |
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Reply with quote | #22 |
"I've been calling him Dick Eater for years." |
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chuck
Harry Truman
Registered: Jan 13, 2006
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| July 23, 2007 at 05:25 PM |
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Reply with quote | #23 |
Today:
"Listen to this: that 1200 pound man had sex!"
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bweembweembigelow
Gerald Ford
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| July 24, 2007 at 08:12 AM |
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Reply with quote | #24 |
"No! 'Horse' is a positive!"
- Said by a co-worker defending himself after his statement of "Your mother is a horse in the kitchen", which was intended as a complement, was taken as an insult.
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bweembweembigelow
Gerald Ford
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| July 25, 2007 at 10:02 AM |
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Reply with quote | #25 |
"You know who is the biggest cheater is at golf from this area? AL HAZZOURI." |
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Bobby_Keller
Franklin D. Roosevelt
Registered: Jan 17, 2006
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Reply with quote | #26 |
Quote: Originally Posted by bweembweembigelow"You know who is the biggest cheater is at golf from this area? AL HAZZOURI."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH |
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bweembweembigelow
Gerald Ford
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| Sept 13, 2007 at 10:33 AM |
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Reply with quote | #27 |
"just be careful or they'll arrest you for pervert" |
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bweembweembigelow
Gerald Ford
Registered: Sept 09, 2006
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| Sept 19, 2007 at 07:02 AM |
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Reply with quote | #28 |
"get outta here with that walking cane" |
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dan
Franklin D. Roosevelt
Registered: Jan 03, 2006
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| Sept 19, 2007 at 04:38 PM |
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Reply with quote | #29 |
i was at mr. z's this morning and the guy in front of me bought a salt shaker in the shape of a turkey and the two cashiers freaked out. one ran out from behind the counter to get her own. the other wrapped the shaker in three plastic bags. "let me just make sure this is safey safey."
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"what i'm trying to say,
i mean what i'm asking you,
i know we haven't talked in a while,
but could you come get me?"
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Bobby_Keller
Franklin D. Roosevelt
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