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Franklin D. Roosevelt
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    Sept 20, 2007 at 11:51 PM
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"safey safey" was a real nice black woman.

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    Oct 19, 2007 at 10:34 PM
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"BUFFY GOT GOOD CREDIT"

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    Dec 01, 2007 at 08:14 AM
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i'm intentionally changing the spelling for effect but aurally it is the same.
sung to the tune of "it's raining men":

"it's raining aids. hallelujah, it's raining aids."


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    Dec 01, 2007 at 01:34 PM
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OKAY!

This was sung to the tune of a Police song..... "Put your penis in the bottle"!

 
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    Dec 01, 2007 at 03:53 PM
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i wrote this down a couple weeks ago but forgot to post it:

"did you not see that the entire two hours she was here she did nothing but eat rocks?"

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    Dec 03, 2007 at 08:38 PM
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"PEOPLE OF EARTH!"-jerry

(i later found out rob told him to yell it)
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    Jan 04, 2008 at 10:04 AM
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"Ya know what?  Screw it.  I'm gonna be like the rest of yous.  [In a whiny voice:] 'What stinks?  OK Bye!'"


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    Jan 05, 2008 at 02:14 PM
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"you play the role of mysterious bouncer perfectly."

that's why he's getting all "the girls."
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    Feb 19, 2008 at 07:46 AM
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"He has the bedside manners of a used condom."

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Gerald Ford
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    Feb 19, 2008 at 10:40 AM
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"I don't need a smart answer, I need a clean building!"

- Said by the guy who ran the athletic fieldhouse at Lehigh to a lacrosse player who spit on the floor and then mocked him when told to clean it up.
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    Feb 19, 2008 at 04:01 PM
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this post made me think about how fun lacrosse always seems but what giant assholes lacrosse players always seem.

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    Feb 20, 2008 at 07:43 AM
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the guys on that lacrosse team were the biggest collection of preppy asshole types to ever exist.


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    Feb 20, 2008 at 01:32 PM
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on the marywood lacrosse team there are 23 players, all freshman, and they all dorm in my hall. really, really awesome.
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Gerald Ford
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    June 23, 2008 at 09:20 AM
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"My mother played bridge at the JCC for 1,000 years."

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Jimmy Carter
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    June 23, 2008 at 03:44 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bweembweembigelow

"My mother played bridge at the JCC for 1,000 years."



longest bridge game ever.
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