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Gerald Ford
Registered: Sept 09, 2006
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| Sept 05, 2008 at 10:12 AM |
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Reply with quote | #46 |
I'm going to paraphrase a conversation I had with my boss the other day. My favorite conversation I've had yet!
I'm working at my computer, and he walks by and sees the background on my desktop. It's a rediculous Nazareth album cover. This one. (You need to view it for reference.) The boss stops at my desk and we have the following conversation:
Boss: What's that?
Me: It's my background.
Boss: (Pointing to the jockey) Is that you?
Me: Yep, that's me!
Boss: Well... how does that work? The front is a dolphin, but the back is a horse. What happens when you get in the water? You're gonna drown!
Me: Well, as it goes off the edge of the cliff, it turns into a dolphin. So by the time we land in the water, the whole thing will be a dolphin.
Boss: Oh I see. What happens to you? Do you change too?
Me: No. I... I stay the same.
Boss: Huh!
After an awkward pause, he walks away.
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Gerald Ford
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| Sept 12, 2008 at 07:07 AM |
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Reply with quote | #48 |
One guy walks in the door in the morning, walks by the guy I sit next to and throws a plastic bag at him. "Here, here's some diapers, you fuckin cry baby." And the bag was full of diapers. |
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Gerald Ford
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Reply with quote | #49 |
same boss as above story is walking around, asking people what they are going as for halloween. he says he's going to a party his daughter is having, as a devil. "i got this mask, it goes all the way over my head. it's great. no one is gonna know it's me."
THE MAN WALKS WITH A CANE AND A PRONOUNCED LIMP, WHO ELSE COULD IT BE
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ben
Jimmy Carter
Registered: Oct 30, 2006
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Reply with quote | #50 |
this actually happened, and these were serious questions that he didn't know the answers to.
(talking about his dad's friend's bottle of wine from 1804)
- how do you age wine?
- If i want to figure out how many years old it is, would i take 2008 and multiply it by 1804?
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Darrelict
Jimmy Carter
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ben
Jimmy Carter
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chuck
Harry Truman
Registered: Jan 13, 2006
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Reply with quote | #53 |
WOMAN: (at vending machine) What do I want, ten Potato Skins or ten Dipsy Doodles?
MAN: Yeah...............how 'bout POTATO DOODLES?......................[long, DEAD silence]...........................'SBETTER THAN DIPSY SKINS!
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ben
Jimmy Carter
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Reply with quote | #54 |
"a dog got shot in the head in the news, and i saw a mountain lion behind redner's"
-slightly insane man who frequents burger king
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ben
Jimmy Carter
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ben
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ben
Jimmy Carter
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bweembweembigelow
Gerald Ford
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Reply with quote | #58 |
Small talk after a meeting about work:
Boss: "So did ya hear 'bout what happened to THAT PHEPS???"
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